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FAQ and Stuff (Latest 11/5/2003)
by Noah Dolphin


Only Read if You Really Gotta Know. We REALLY Hate Explaining Things. Sounds Like School.

1. Who Are You?
We are a lot of people from high school to college and beyond. We hate things that take advantage of other people and we bitch about them to get people to think. We don't use pretty language because people don't listen to pretty language anyway. We are performers, teachers, students, counselors, computer programmers. We are a lot of things. We do all this stuff in Spoken Word areas too. So, sometimes we are one voice, sometimes we are lots. Got it, bucko?

2.What does Flog mean anyway?
Hehe. Dolphin. Flog. Play with that for a while until you get it. Also, Flog means to beat something until it changes. The stuff we bitch about needs to be changed. We flog it. Flog is also a good word to use when you want to not use another F word. Flog can also mean to advertise something. Sometimes we use it that way, sometimes we are just messing with you. Sometimes it means nothing. You are a big boy, figure it out.

3. What about the Children?
First off, anybody over the age of 10 has heard this language on the playground. Yep. In this day and age when we got 12 year olds giving BJ's after school to one another, the shit we write won't harm anyone. And then, we use some kind of screwy Meta thingy that blocks our site. Feel better now, dude?

4. Do you think you are better than everyone else?
Hell no. We write this stuff so that we can get our own shit together.We don't care what you personally do with what we write. Read it and go back to the Porn if you want. Read it and laugh. Read it and go change the world. The choice is yours. Bitchy Social Justice. You are being screwed with every day, stay ignorant if you want. If you are going to flog anything, at least do something good. No, we are trying to get better everyday. There's room for you, too.

6. Where do babies come from?
From teenagers who can't quit climbing up on each other and who think that sex will make it all better. Sounds like fun.YMMV.

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Use the mail list box at the left or check back every week.Every Thursday or Friday or whenever.

8. Why do you write stuff here that makes me pissed?
Change the world, kid. If the shoe fits, wear it? Stuck in a moment? Need a conscience, Pinocchio?

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