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How Do You Write the Whipping Sound?,
Move Over There, Rover.,
Slow the Flog Down.,
Celebrities Who Do Good Piss Me Off,
Closer to God and Canadian Bacon,
No Mas Suicidal Gamers,
"Flogged Dolphin" Sell Out Awards #1,
I Just Wanted a Diet Soda, Barbarella,
The Fat Lady and the Pedicure,
Things We Hate #1,
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How Do You Write the Whipping Sound?
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...Here’s my first thought: Not a high school boy in this country wrote this flogging letter to this advice woman. Maybe for an English assignment in school but not for real. Maybe his Momma wrote it. No flogging way. But, no matter who wrote it, those of us over high school age and male know exactly what this “kid’s” problem is. ... |
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Move Over There, Rover.
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...When you got up this morning, did you give a flog about what was going to happen to you or were you just giving in to school, work, church or whatever flogged system you are a part of? Oh, yeah, I know....you don’t have a choice about what happens in your life...”they” make you do it. “Learned Helplessness” has got you by the sack and is hanging on to you... |
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Slow the Flog Down.
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"...I hate stupid drivers who think their car proves their manhood. Okay, you can prove your manhood but get out on a race track, then you can have some respect. Work your ass off on your car and are proud of it? That's fine, buddy boy. But the damned lunch hour on a major cross street is not the place to prove that your car works. WTF are you thinking?..." |
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Celebrities Who Do Good Piss Me Off
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"...Hey, Malcom Joe Bob Athlete, let's see you drag your ass down here in the middle of July when it is frickin' 116 degrees in these places and there are no cameras anywhere. Then you can tell me how much you want to help the poor..." |
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